
Weddings & Elopements
Barefoot beach I dos to dance floor entrances. Cookie cutter? Never.
Your ceremony. Your rules.
I'm Josephine Clare, a non-religious celebrant who creates ceremonies that are 100% you. Heartfelt, hilarious, tear-jerking and totally personal. No scripts. No stuffy vibes. Just pure, unapologetic celebration.
Tissues includedDog friendly 🐾Looking for a celebrant who actually gets you? I write and lead heartfelt, personal, non-religious ceremonies across Coventry, Warwickshire and the Midlands, and travel further afield for couples and families who want something genuinely their own. Every script is built from scratch around your people, your love and your story.
Explore my full range of ceremony services, read real reviews from past families, check the most asked questions or learn a bit about me before you get in touch.
What I Do
Whether you are getting hitched, welcoming a tiny human, saying goodbye or starting afresh, I have got you covered. Every ceremony is built from scratch, just for you.

Barefoot beach I dos to dance floor entrances. Cookie cutter? Never.

Saying goodbye doesn't have to be grim. Honour the legends with stories and laughter.

Welcome the tiny human. A fun, joyful intro to the world. No holy water required.

Tissues at the ready. Your furry family deserves a ceremony too.

About Me
I build ceremonies that feel like the people in them. Not templates. Not scripts. Just deep conversations, real stories and the kind of honesty that makes people feel seen.
LGBTQ+ friendly. Dog inclusive. No religion. No judgement. Just love, done loud.
Meet JosephineKind Words
"She helped make every single part unforgettable, from planting apple trees to a moment of silence filled with doggy bubbles. I could not recommend her highly enough."
Katie
Pet Funeral
"Josephine created an afternoon filled with warmth, compassion and genuine understanding. The perfect balance of memories, tears and laughter."
Chloe
Pet Memorial
Tell me about your big moment. No pressure, no sales pitch, just a friendly chat to see if we're a good fit.
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